bridesmaid to a waiter: what a beautiful wedding! what a beautiful wedding! and, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a whore.
bride: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.
That’s it that’s the whole show.
When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time
This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom
Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone
Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.
In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.
y’all motherfuckers want a fire elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists
I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
What does this mean???? Help????
DYING. FUCKING DYING.
……Wait for it…….
Legend Gallon, Legend Milk, Legend Handle………..
Share a coke with a legend milk? Can of legend milk?? Coke and a big ass bottle of pink top milk????
it tok me a while but i got it
WAIT FOR IT
Guys, wait for it