Absolutely Fantastic!















ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

13 hours ago with 203785 notes — via lifeneedsmoredragonsandshit, © queerodactyl



avengingbutt:

the-super-sized-mcshizzle-man:

mskneesocks:

if a u can see a someone’s bra through their shirt do you care.  like do u really care.  it’s probably a hecka cute bra right and i bet they spent like 20 dollars on that bra.  maybe even 30 dollars idk.  don’t shun the bra appreciate the bra

It’s underwear. It’s not supposed to be seen

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trinandtonic:

dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

babies babying together

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ikusaba:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is teen nick sitcom level

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parkingstrange:

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unbadger:

i haven’t drawn anything in nearly two weeks and then fat dumb burds
ty 4 the suggestion, Lizzie

unbadger:

i haven’t drawn anything in nearly two weeks and then fat dumb burds

ty 4 the suggestion, Lizzie

3 days ago with 11783 notes — via scootlings, © unbadgerr



trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

3 days ago with 133306 notes — via moistcornbread, © trust



ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

3 days ago with 323895 notes — via avenger-of-time, © doxian



master-of-duct-tape:

Everyone likes to point out the fact that Chris Evans played both Johnny Storm and Steve Rogers.

Seldom discussed is the fact that they’re POLAR OPPOSITE PERSONALITIES

3 days ago with 32149 notes — via hurt-by-johnlock, © master-of-duct-tape



patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses


Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry.  Now look at mine.  Now yours.  Now back to mine.  Sadly,  your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine.  Abracadabra!  I’m a horse.

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

3 days ago with 148255 notes — via tech953, © kaiju3



lockedin221b:

candoramity:

You know what I’m grateful for? That they never made movie covers for the Harry Potter books. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that?

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stuffman:

image

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

3 days ago with 151494 notes — via tech953, © stuffman



foxhex:

liza-land:

how I wear art is none of your business

"The difference between people with tattoos and people without tattoos is that people with tattoos don’t give a shit if you don’t have any."

3 days ago with 279438 notes — via i-am-the-unicorn-triumphant, © soilesusanna