Absolutely Fantastic!


Suzanne is so important

3 hours ago with 81918 notes — via superwholockfangirl, © tokomon



I never understood in Harry Potter how Harry was so passive and fell asleep in class I mean sure maybe Ron cause he’s grown up with it but living 11 years of your life in muggle school and then getting to learn about THE HISTORY OF MAGIC AND MAKE POTIONS AND SPELLS AND HOW IS THAT POSSIBLY BORING HARRY YOU FRUSTuRATE ME

This explains Hermione.

3 hours ago with 152999 notes — via ohpetermycapaldi, © ladyassbutt


Honey… why is there a pistol in the freezer?

3 hours ago with 65 notes — via marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer

Always // Blink-182
Always // Blink-182
3 hours ago with 28471 notes — via alexander-i, © thisisarandomfanblog



instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

3 hours ago with 286135 notes — via moistcornbread, © seaking


blink 182 is so weird cause one second you’re listening to a song about blow jobs and then all of the sudden adams song comes on and you’re on the floor crying

3 hours ago with 18309 notes — via exfriendstotheend, © indigesti0n


If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong

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I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

3 hours ago with 209494 notes — via tom-bless-you-hiddleston, © iapollogise



I found the giraffes making love on the  TFIOS movie

Now that I bought the movie on iTunes, I can confirm that this is real. (Also hilarious.) You can see it very clearly 1:36 into the movie. I wasn’t there the day they shot this scene, so I have no idea who did it, but there were several nerdfighters on the crew. Whoever is responsible for these beautiful mating plastic giraffes: THANK YOU, MY HERO.

5 hours ago with 66767 notes — via theothermeiswrong, © once-upon-a-time-and-space



5 hours ago with 23502 notes — via lesbiangrandmas, © zephyroh

"Meanwhile, the presumed stockpile of penis photos taken by Hollywood actors remains curiously untouched"
— A line from an EW article questioning why it’s only women in Hollywood who have their privacy violated x (via pansycakeofwesteros)
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5 hours ago with 1394 notes — via deans-child-will-have-wings, © torchwoodgifs

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The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

how much piss you think that ball pit holds?



The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

how much piss you think that ball pit holds?

5 hours ago with 285561 notes — via westywinchester, © funnyandhilarious